She'll get you if you're slurping your milk shake at McDonald's

She'll get you if you're snickering in church

She'll especially TELL you if you're being a chicken shit

She promises to be a lot more aggressive & assertive these days

And she delivers on her promises, because, she is...

BUT WORST OF ALL, MOZILLA & HER DAUGHTERS TAKE VERY INCRIMINATING PICTURES...

"Who ARE these people?"    "I don't know. I thought they were YOUR friends!"

"I am so happy my son-in-laws are such refined, upstanding young men."

BUT THEN AGAIN, SO DO WE...

You better start shaking in your boots.

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